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There once was a Butch from Toledo
Who had an enormous libido
When no one would date her
She used a vibrator
That buzzed like a giant mosquito

There once was a Butch who debated
That sex was just too highly rated
Until a Femme said,
“Honey, let’s go to bed.”
The next morning her views were outdated

There once was a Butch from Kentucky
Who just couldn’t seem to get lucky
Until she studied Elvis
And mimicked his pelvis
And then everything was just ducky

There once was a Butch who required
To have all her muscles admired
Once they were all counted
She loved being mounted
But by then her poor Femme was too tired

There once was a Butch from Milwaukee
Who was so incredibly talky
’Til she took her mouth
And placed it down south
Then it was her Femme who got squawky

There once was a Butch so damn pretty
All the Femmes lusted after her clitty
She gave it away
At least ten times a day
And that is the end of my ditty

-Lesléa Newman

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